Oh, loyal fans. I see you think I am beautiful and I cannot help but agree. I mean, look how pretty I am! Oh and thanks, Emily, for putting up an absolutely HORRIBLE picture of me up this time. She laughed! She said that she thought it was -- cute --. I am in no way shape or form CUTE! I am BEAUTIFUL. BEAUTIFUL...
Em wanted me to say something about how much she hates bathing suit shopping, but if she was a cat, she wouldn't have this problem, now would she? Anyway, being a cat is great and I think Ms. Brutalite should seriously look into it.
Big thanks to Hattie over at Stitch Therapy for the support at the Three Peas. E. B. will DEFINITELY have to dye some more sock yarn soon.
Now, it's time for a little vent of my frustration.
My owner is leaving me for a week of fun in the sun with two of her best friends on Friday. She is a WHORE, I tell you. WHORE. She says that they will have about 16 hours drive time-- spending most of it knitting when not driving and/or reading Faulkner.
You know what, E. I hope you get sun burned so I can jump on you and claw the crap out of your poor, burnt arms! Bwahahaha.
I'm going off to sulk.
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
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2 comments:
Aww poor kitty.. all will be well think of it. She'll bring you back presents because she'll miss you so much.
For your owner/slave: The etsy shop yarn is gorgeous! Is it ultra soft ?
ya poor poor cat ... oops i mean furry person. jsut think of the fun you can have while she is gone didnt you ever see the commercial of the cats that invite all the others along for a party once the owners are gone? hummm ideas ideas ideas. you could have alot of fun ya know . :) hugs from me in alaska :)
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