This Monopoly game piece from McDonalds symbolizes hope. (Note I only need one piece to win $25,000.)
Maybe one day I won't live in a messy shit hole.
Yes, this is really my apartment. Yes, I find it disgusting. No, I haven't had much time to clean it.
Maybe one day I won't eat anymore toxic waste and/or Brie cheese for dinner.
Maybe one day my furry four-legged child won't barf everyday and pretend like she's perfectly well-behaved for pictures.
I wasn't even about to take a picture of cat barf.
Maybe one day I'll be able to afford a camera that can take detailed pictures.
Maybe one day my sleeves will suddenly appear on all my sweaters.
I'm so tired. I am working on a sleeve for the red & grey sweater right now... Tomorrow I have to have to start cleaning my trashed apartment.
4 comments:
Good Luck on your cleaning Adventure!
Oy. I feel your pain. I hate cleaning. I always feel much calmer/less stressed when it's done, though.
Good luck!
1.) Toxic waste is yummy.
2.) Damn girl, you need you some sleeves.
3.) Maybe Josie is barfing for attention. Tell her I said to knock the shit off.
4.) Get you a maid. You're too busy for things like cleaning. ;)
I love McDonald's. I crave it. I can't let myself eat it. But sometimes, I go to secret McDonald's locations and eat Double Quarter Pounders with Cheese.
So good.
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