I want cookies

For whatever reason I feel it is insanely necessary for me to have cookies at this instance.

I should also mention all the skeins that didn't sell at the art show are now available in my etsy shop. Except I kept one colorway... Smooth N Meltys. It was either that or go out and buy Smooth N Meltys and they're surprisingly hard to find. Another thing about my shop is once I sell through most of these skeins I'm raising the prices. Everyone has been commenting that I'm giving these yarns away and at the moment, my bank account is agreeing.

Ugh, I have such a case of the blahs today. I don't feel like going to work. I don't feel like sitting at home. All I really want to do is eat Chik-Fil-A and sleep. Wait... I don't see how this varies from any other day.

I think it's official. I watch The Sarah Silverman Program way too much. I woke up this morning singing about poop. This obsession is almost as bad as my Flight of the Conchords songs obsession.

Oh, I did join match.com and chemistry.com for a record 24 hours. If you have been reading my blog for a while, you'll remember I did the match.com for about a month in January. It was fun at first, but then weird people kept messaging me and I realized that though I felt like I was desperate, I wasn't desperate, I was just lonely. Besides, there are truly riveting moments in the deep five minute conversations me and CGSG have. They would be six minutes, but sometimes cute men cannot stand between me and food and expect attention. Cute guys come and go, but avocado sandwiches are always there when I need their soft green goodness. Also, when I'm hungry! Oh, but I quit match.com and chemistry.com, in case that wasn't clear. Because I need to take a breather from dating for a while. Also again, I saw and advertisement for "Love In The Time Of Cholera" and I just thought that was a sign to not date. I mean seriously, people are dying and you are making love to Benjamin Brat... this isn't Law and Order! CHOLERA IS CONTAGIOUS... I think. Doesn't it run in the water? I should consult the wiki. Oh, Norwegian elkhounds...

One of my hands is exceptionally cold compared to the other. Thus concludes the pertinent information about Christine section.

Anyway, I have eight minutes to get off my butt and go to work. Plus, I smell a new pattern to write up soon... Or maybe that's the rubber burning.